Quote of the Day

Henry (eating a pear): I don't want to get juice on me. [pause] Do pears have apple juice?

Me: No, pears have pear juice.

Henry: Oh, pear juice. Pear juice. [pause] Where do pears live?

Me: Pears grow in trees, like the trees in our backyard. Do you remember when there were pears on our trees?

Henry: Uh-huh. On trees, like in our backyard.